Priest gets BAD advice?

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.





The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”





So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.





He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:





1. Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.





2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.





3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.





4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.





5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his @ss.





6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.





7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.





8. David slew Goliath; he did not kick the sh*t out of him.Priest gets BAD advice?
Ha ha ha funny!Priest gets BAD advice?
Classic!
That's the best one I've read in weeks!! well done.
REALLY good. Thanks for the laugh....





(now the few folks left here at work with me are giving me strange looks! :o))
Ho!Ho!Ho!
omg lol hilariously priceless!
OMG I am laughing so hard I am about to pee myself.. this was great.. This was so worth having people at work look at me like I am crazy!!!
thats funny!!!!!
funny stuff!!!!!!!
good joke!
That was funny because the priest made a fool of himself by doing something he should have not done.





~HD