Can you give me some bad advice please?

it can be about anything, as long as its bad advice. i promise to try some of them lmaoCan you give me some bad advice please?
Just do itCan you give me some bad advice please?
1. Eat dry ice so you can pee it out.





2. Jump on a land mine to see if its broken.





3. Roundhouse kick Chuck Norris





4. Lose Nemo





5. Wear nothing but socks all day





6. Speak in Morse code for an entire day.





7. Jump into a pool with no water in it.





8. Scream ';I LOVE PRESIDENT BUSH'; as loud as you can.





9. Sell your soul on eBay.





10. Sell a quarter on ebay.





11. Dance off with your pants off.





12. Jump over a tall building.





13. Squeeze elephant dung for the water inside, then drink it.





14. Tell Michael Phelps to ';Take a hike';





15. Become a Scientologist.





16. Tickle Elmo





17. Give your SSN to everyone in the world.





18. Burn your driver's license and any form of identity you own.





19. Donate everything you own to a sweatshop.





20. Buy a car with 1 mile per gallon and use it for a year.





21. Break a leg.





22. Try swallowing a spoonful of cinnamon





23. Clip 100 mousetraps to your body.





24. Tell a skater boy ';see ya later, boy.';





25. Throw popcorn at crippled people.





26. Fit 1000 marshmallows in your mouth and saw ';Chubby Bunny';





27. Punch a spiked wall.





28. Do the Macarena with a banana win your mouth while standing on a unicycle





29. Go to the movie theater, and rip the book ';Twilight'; as people are going in to see the movie.





30. Laugh at other's misfortunes.





31. Challenge Hulk Hogan to a wrestling match.





32. Tell Jackie Chan ';Me don't speak Chinese';





33. Offend someone.





34. Go on a hunting trip, shoot your partner and say ';sorry, I thought you were a bird.';





35. Challenge Bill Gates in stocks.
Meat is good especially hamburgers served in fast food outlets (Mc Donalds and company). They have plenty of hormones and stuff, grease, and are the way to add a few more layers of fat against the cold.





Try it...and do not forget the fries : they actually have all the calories, vitamins and all the good stuff for you :-)
Okay, seriously this is the best question i have ever seen on here!


Mad props!! :D





Okay... let's see here:





1. Run through the airport yelling, ';I'm loaded! I'm loaded!!'; while wearing a big puffy vest wrapped up in wire


2. On a first date, throw off your shoes and start biting your toenails and making gross makeout noises haha... trust me, he'll think it's way hot ;)


3. Start your car with the garage door still closed and revv it up as much as you can, and then get out and inhale deeply
right in front of your crush, drop a tampon, pick your nose, slip on a puddle of water, spill cherry juice all over your front and back of your crotch, fart a couple of times, burp the abc's, read a suicidal love poem and make sure to tell him that you just shaved your uncontrollable stomach hair.





have a great day!


haha
Eat a bunch of raw eggs so your stronger and guyz 'll think your one sexy beast. LOL








Sleep with every guy you meet then give your baby away for money (please don't!!)








Purge and don't eat to make yourself skinny.








Follow the media so you'll fit in.





Never act different.
Its a great and time saving idea to use your hairdryer while you're in the bath. Really you should have the radio on the side of the bath too in case your favourite song comes on.
Be sure to park your car under a tree.


Be sure to eat dessert if nothing else.


Wear high heels if the road is icy, the heels really dig in for stability.
Kill yourself, curse out your mom, steal from her wallet, buy drugs,be a prostitute, rob a bank, go to jail, and become someones b***h.
1.)DRINK A GALLON OF SPICY HOT SAUCE


2.)PRANK CALL SOMEONE AND GIVE THEM UR INFORMATION


3.)LISTEN TO ME


4.)TRY ALL OF THESE
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Go on, I dare you. lol.
Streak down your street in the middle of the night with a couple of your friends, it always makes you feel like a closer knit group
Sit around all day eating/ cut your arms up and pretend your ';emo';/ smoke unfiltered Camels (pack a day)/ take a bath while balancing radio no tub rim-have fun
Run with your eyes closed with a knife pointing at your eye





Start smoking





Take drugs





Steal a car from a police car park





Cut your hair like crusty the clown





Kick yourself in the mouth
have sex with as many men as you can it will make you feel better about yourself
Jumping off a building is not only exhilarating, but totally safe. you should try it!
a bad advice would be to give me a best answer. You can try it at anytime., see how bad it is
Get on Sunset Boulevard I'm sure something bad will happen to you.
Kill yourself.


Suicide.


Go see HSM3,it's equivalent to a suicide or a sure death.
Feel free to have unprotected sex with a transexual rodeo clown who does heroin...
Use vaseline with a condom during intercourse
Go to a public restroom and lick the floor in the men's room, right around the toilet!
Get on Cinderella's bad side.
why would you want to try bad advice?


ok. when you love a guy, break up with him?


jump off a bridge?
Throw string at people and say your spiderman





Call everyone a 'foolish mortal' Lol





Hug a grizzly bear
Guys LOVE it when you flash them. Anywhere. Anytime. Just flash them.
always pick your scabs


never wear socks


floss with steel wire


hit on your best friends girl/boy friend


throw away ALL the toilet paper


post your phone number on Y!A








call me
Go to a christmas party with nothing but a rain coat on and pass out rubbers, hehe.
Sure.


Always inflate your tires to 85 pounds per square inch before driving in snow or ice.


It's just good fun to shoot a skunk in the butt with a BB gun.
Sleep with your boss to get that big promotion.
KILLL URSELF =D