Please give me some bad advice?

Ok you asked for some here goe's!!!!!!





Do punch a cop in the face next time you see one, and say boy that felt good!!!!!!!





Do sleep with your bestfriends girl, friends like to share!!!!!!





Do take drugs all sorts see which one you like!!!!!!!!





Do drink and drive, it will be like on the dodgems at the carnival!!!





Do gamble all your wages at the casino, you wont win but hey you will have a night out!!!!





Do hold up a bank, your own branch that way you can put it straight in your account!!!!!!!!


Is that enough for you ?Please give me some bad advice?
when at a club or bar a corny overly sexist pickup line works best and never use a condom.Please give me some bad advice?
You should TOTALLY eat the green french fry.....
Buy a plastic bowling ball.
Go ahead and reply to the Nigerian Lottery email. How could it go wrong?
Tell your boss what you really think of him.
Flip off cops.