Can somebody please give me some bad advice?

Change a light bulb while switched on with wet handsCan somebody please give me some bad advice?
Jump off a cliff, everyone's doing it..Can somebody please give me some bad advice?
never wear your seatbelt


talk to strangers


dont talk about ur feelings


drink lots and lots of alcohol


fight with ur friends


never love


never exercise


eat lots of fatty foods
Marry her!
Always be late for work.


Park in the handicap spot.
smoke meth, drink beers and go kill someone you dislike
Go away and never *** bk !!!
ok........


call up everyone in your address book and say you hate them.


or


break your computer.
be late for your funeral
strangers have the best candy
go out every night get drunk


dont listen to anything anyone tells you and do oppsite


dont work


dont eat


dont bathe
*Stop paying your bills (you save money that way)


*Go waaaaaay over on your cell phone minutes every month


*Find a complete stranger on the internet, give them all your personal info and bank account numbers and then meet up with them in a secluded area and don't tell your friends/family where you are going


*Have a little fun, kick back and smoke some crystal meth for a few hours (days) then realize it's a great idea to start making it in your kitchen!! (extra income)


*Rent a U-Haul truck and drive up to the White House really fast and try to get around any barricade that may be there. Security probably wouldn't even notice.
Never bathe or brush your teeth,chicks dig that.