Saturday, August 21, 2010

If I asked you to give me ONE bad piece of advice, What would it be ?

Drink a bottle of Drano to cure indigestion.If I asked you to give me ONE bad piece of advice, What would it be ?
Did you know spiders can swim upstream??


I was peeing in the toilet this time and a spider swam up my pee stream and bit me.


Don't worry the venom doesn't need to be sucked out, not this time at least.





Anyways my advice to you, if someone tells you to suck the poisonous venom out, do it, you might save this persons life.If I asked you to give me ONE bad piece of advice, What would it be ?
Now don't take this the wrong way, it was the first thing that came to mind when you said a BAD piece of advice.





Go jump off a bridge.
Try some coke, it is the best high you can ever imagine especially before sex.
Trust everyone with everything.
Give your heart completely to the person you love





give up everything for the person you love
believe everything you see on here :)





Candy
Pierce your own nipple with a needle, ice cube and a bottle of vodka.


After you sober up it doesn't hurt.
Support Liverpool...
Invest in real estate.The profit potential is huge.
Close your eyes and walk into the intersection.
If you're feeling a bit down, hit the fridge for something sweet. You'll feel a lot better
stick with that idiot even when he constantly abuses you, because you cant make it on your own if you leave.
Eat yellow snow, it's delicious!
Don't let your parents dictate your future while you are an adult!
Don't listen to good advice.
Love conquers all.





Love is never having to say you're sorry!





Those are all lies.
Have unprotected sex with an AIDS patience. It will work wonders for you.
Never listen to your parents!
hating people is bad advice . It hurts you more than them
Always give random people your credit cards
Get Married
Go jump in front of a bullet, and try to catch it with your mouth....
get married
get married.
Smoke 60 Cigs a Day
date the badly behaved boy/man, its good for your esteem..
ask a question in R%26amp;S
tear your hair out and eat your arms
jump of a cliff
noone hurts you in life....everyone cares for you








bull sh!t lol

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